Remember Tracy Jordan's meat sandwich from "30 Rock"? Well, um... http://consumerist.com/5342699/kfc-has-a-bacon-sandwich-that-uses-fried-chicken-as-bread

(It's also on Wonkette.)

(h/t mwinzi)

Why do sandwich places insist on putting mayonnaise on chicken salad and tuna salad sandwiches? Do they not understand that chicken and tuna salad are <i>made</i> of mayonnaise? :P It's like putting ketchup on pizza.

I mean, yeah, I don't really feel we need mayonnaise on anything, really, but I won't complain if it's on ham or turkey or something dry that, y'know, could use some mayo. Seriously, it's only a matter of time before they start putting butter on under the mayo.