I can't help but be amused at the fact that I will go out and walk 1-3 miles over my lunch break, yet when prepping lunch in the kitchen to take back to my cube 25 feet away, I will invariably overload myself and balance plates and stuff precariously so as not to have to make two trips.

From AN Introduction To Mythology by Lewis Spence: "Thus it was thought in primitive days that a spirit resided in or watched over the growing grain. In time this animistic conception gave way to the idea of a departmental god of agriculture."

I know what the use of "departmental" in this case means, but it just makes me think of a big office building with the Department of Agriculture on the fourth floor, and an office with the door painted, "God, Department of Agriculture."

"You're God?"
"Yes."
"THE God?"
"Well, no."
"You're A God?"
"I'm THE God...of the Department of Agriculture."
"Oh. Well, can you tell me about the Meaning of Life?"
"No.. but I can tell you about the meaning of Cultivated Plant Life."
"Uh.. that's okay, thanks."
"You sure? It's pretty interesting."
"Yeah, I, uh, parked at a meter... gotta head back down..." *leaves*
*sigh*
"They never want to hear about the meaning of Cultivated Plant Life."

Could God create a Rock Band 2 song so difficult that even He could not get 100% on Expert mode?

Discuss. Or not.